December 2009
110 posts
Crest Whitening Strips
You know, I don’t care what they say in the commercials. Crest Whitening Strips are not so incredibly convenient. They definitely do not get full marks for convenience in my book. I’d say…
Convenience: 5/10
Goopiness, Sliminess, and Saliva : 8.5/10
Still Looking Like a Normal Person While You Wear Them: 4/10
Looking a Bit Like An Ape From The Way You Open And Close Your...
I have no fingernails, I don’t have an application to send to internships, I haven’t played piano in ages, my animated walk cycles still suck, and I haven’t flossed for around a month. New year resolutions, here I come.
Now I really must go to bed. Gah.
Hm.
How can I get myself to draw all the time? I really want to draw all the time. And I think of things to draw all the time. And yet…I just don’t draw all the time! At all! I want to and I should and I CAN but for some reason I don’t. This must be fixed.
Ushankaaah
I love my ushanka so much, I may never take it off.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ushanka
"Nightlight: A Parody"
“About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious...
As of 3:00 PM today I have been DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ISURVIVEDMY FIRSTSEMESTEROFCOLLEGE!
Update
-I am third on the waiting list for Drawing I in case they add another section, but if they don’t, then I officially have a spot in my advisor/FYSEM teacher’s French medieval literature class
-Next semester I will be living with Yinan Hu in room 303 of Wolff, a new toaster dorm which is also all-girls and a designated quiet dorm
-I have made it onto the 9th page of my French essay...
I think it’s symbollically appropriate that I just took the “Gameplan!” notepad document from my desktop and threw it in the desktop recycle bin.
I just want to go home.
Gameplan!
THURSDAY:
-Go see Anthony at Annandale House at 11:30
-Prep for calculus, eat lunch
-Meeting with Karen Sullivan at 1:00
-Calculus at 2:30
-Make postcards from 4:30 until dinnertime
-Finish essays in the evening
FRIDAY:
-Go to print massive French packet and massive Fiction portfolio at 10:00
-Hand in FYSEM essay and massive French packet in between 10:00 and 12:00
-Class at 12:00
-BORN...
3.5/5 pages done for Lear essay, 7/10 pages done for French essay. WOO!
Outdoor temperature can be determined by counting...
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I get bored with writing my essay, then get distracted by the internet, and then eat lots of Goldfish while surfing the internet, until I realize that I’m chugging Goldfish even though I’m not that hungry, and then realize that I’ve been on the internet whilst chugging Goldfish instead of doing neither and writing my essay, and then I go back to my essay, and then I get bored...
YES!!!
Dear Julia:
Thank you so much for your patience in this process. I know it is difficult to wait to hear about what is happening in regards to your living situation especially at this time of year. Right now there are two options regarding living spaces and both are in Wolff. The first option is with Yingqin Zhang in 301 and the other is with Yinan Hu in 304.
I have copied them on this message,...
You know…
Pascal would say that working on finals is simply a distraction from the disturbing and penetrating contemplation of truth.
Rousseau would say that art is corruptive, so I should stop writing essays now.
Voltaire would say fuck it, make yourself another mug of hot chocolate and play computer games in pajamas for the rest of the night.
Moliere’s character Alceste would say...
Finals and Tonsils and Holiday Cheer
Yesterday was pretty stressful until the evening. At around fife o’clock, I trekked through the darkness, cold rain and knee-high slush puddles to Bluecher for the secret santa exchange (because I am basically a Bluecher resident). Everyone was in the common room holding a present for someone. My gift was for Oliver, who I do not know very well, but do know that he’s really nice and...
FU, Registration
Shit. Early Greek Philosophy: Denied. No idea why, but Denied. Well, I’m still going to camp out to get on that Drawing I waiting list. When do I get to sign up for another class though? Because I kind of need to. I guess I can just beg my advisor to let me into her French/Medieval class…it’s the only sensible move at this point, I think. But I feel bad because I didn’t...
Exercise #11: To Hell With Everything We've...
“Using ‘Lost in the Funhouse’ and ‘Commcomm’ as models, write two pages of something (I hesitate even to call it ‘a story’) that breaks as many of the rules we’ve learned this semester as possible. Write inconsistent or boring characters; write stilted, artificial dialogue; make your descriptions both wordy and vague; begin in one genre and end in...